DECISIONS, DECISIONS
1. Headphones or Ear Buds: headphones. i have my inner lobes peirced and buds don't sit in right

2. Printing or Cursive: Printing, Printing. though with my handwriting it doens't matter.. it's all a mess

3. Real Sugar or Artificial Sweetener: Give me the real thing anyday. (me too brandy me too)

4. Angels or Demons: how 'but angelic demons?

5. Deodorant or Perfume/Cologne: deodorant..... soemtimes perfume.... i don't wear perfume often... mos tmy family is alergic to most perfumes so i jsut got used to not wearing it

6. Speaking or Writing: both work... though i am more prone to write things to certian people than say it.... some people i have no problome verbalizing to

7. Street Dancing or Ballroom Dancing: I can kinda do both.... i used to be bale to street dance alot better but since the foot got fucked up it's harder

8. Running or Skipping: I do not run. if you make me run you are in for a world of hurt

9. Geeks or Jocks/Cheerleaders: Oh i am a geek. I have a spiderman tshirt, i play dungeon's and dragons.... i used to be able to speak a little bit of klingon.... yeah it's good to be a geek

10. Overly Loud or Deathly Quiet People: how bout soemwhere in the middle?? to quiet you never get them to talk, too loud they never shut up and there's no real conversation either way

11. Foreign Languages or Pig Latin: I speak english, bad english REALLY bad chinese and pig latin.

12. Meat or Vegetables: I like both. meaty goodness rocks but i am a fan of things that are green

13. Sunburn or Frostbite: Sunburn, harder to recover from Frosbite. (i agree brandy but i'd rather not have either)

14. Superhero Powers or Mad Scientist Genius: Genious man.... if your smart enoguh you can GIVE yourself super powers Mwuahahah!!

15. Breaking a Friend's Promise or Keeping an Enemy's Secret: I'll keep a freind's secret, and i won't break a promise to a freind unless there are extenuating curcumstances, and i have no reason really to tell an enemy's secret's either. i'm not for gossip. but if that secret is something that soemone needs to knwo then i;m tellin'

IN THE PAST
1. Have you ever broken something and blamed someone else?
oh yeah. i have two brother's. what do you think?

2. Has a movie ever made you cry?
yes...... for some reasont he one movie that get me EVERY time is Armegeddon. but soem music will get me as well

2(b). If yes, have you ever just pretended something was in your eye to hide it?
yes.... i was brough up around guys.. they tease the shit outof you if you cry in front of them

3.Did you ever say you were sorry to a friend but you were really still angry?
hell no. when i'm done being angry THEN i'll apologize

4. Have you ever vandalized something of someone you didn't like just to get back at them?
*cough* baton* cough* and brandy you forgot about Ms. Stone's chalk lol

5. If you have siblings, have you ever tried to out-perform them just to get more praise?
nope. i've always been the favorite. and trust me, that's not always a good thing

5(b). If you're an only child, have you ever done something especially well just to get praise? not applicable

6. Have you ever intentionally hurt a friend because it would help you?
No. that's petty, cheap and a stupid thing to do

7. Have you cut in front of someone in a line because they were being obnoxious (talking on cellphone, complaining about strangers around them, etc)?
that's how i met Spock the first time.... he was too busy talkting to pay attention to what was going on. lol

8. Have you ever planned out exactly how you might kill someone you don't like?
ask me no questions and i'll tell you no lies.

9. Have you ever spit in someone's food just to be rude?
no, though i've wanted to a few times

10. Have you ever taken the last of something when you knew someone else was going for it?
again, two brothers so yes

11. Have you ever questioned your own sexuality?
nope. i'm comfortable being bi...never really questioned it, just went with it

12. Have you ever taken a wrong turn (whether walking or driving) and realized you were heading towards a specific place accidentally?
nope. when i take a wrong turn i gotta turn around completely

13. If you drive, have you ever gotten behind the wheel when you were very drunk, very tired, or otherwise influenced (specify which if you want)?
i've ben very tired and in my stoner days i've been high a few times.

13(b). If you don't drive (drivers can answer this, too), have you ever gotten into a car with a driver you knew was drunk, very tired, or otherwise influenced?
Again, in my stoner days i've been with high people

14. Have you ever faked a sickness to avoid taking a test (not a quiz)?
lol who hasnt??

15. Have you ever wished bad things on someone just because they were more attractive or more successful than you?
Yep. What human hasn't done that? (i agree with brandy, it's human nature to do so)


KNICK KNACKS
Do you:
1. have sex on a regular basis (masturbation doesn't count)? i try to but i was unwillingly clebate for 5 months during pregancy and having a baby does't makeit easy to copulate regualry

2. check your weight more than once a week? no. like i really care all that much what i weigh. i'm a small person

3. go out to eat more than once a week? not usually

4. yell at someone at least once a day? kind of?? i get frustrated and snappish.. not really yelling

5. zone out when you're bored instead of doing something? soemtimes.

6. wash your hands after using the toilet? most of the time. or use hand sanitizer.

7. believe that there is one true soulmate for every person in the world? yes, but trying to find them can be abitch and a half

8. wish you would be abducted by aliens? Yeah, as long as there are no anal probes involved. (lol me too brandy) if for no other reason than to KNOW they were out there

9. (if employed) agree with your boss constantly just to be done quicker? I AM my boss. I'm mommy

9(b). (if unemployed) agree with parents/guardians constantly just to be done quicker?

10. like magic tricks to be left unexplained? yeah, more fun like that. (i agree)

11. talk to yourself? all the fuckign time

12. rearrange other people's stuff? yes.... i'm weird

13. trust anyone unconditionally? yes, Ronin

14. think there's something fundamentally wrong with you? is this a serious question? on the not so serious side, hell yes. ther's soemting wrng with me, i am WEIRD. seriously though, no.

15. think up conspiracy theories for when things are going poorly in your life? No.


FREE FORM
1. If you could travel anywhere in the world, but you couldn't bring anyone with you and you could never return home, would you go? If yes, where would you go?

where am i going?? that's thw problome. plus i don't think i could ever leave my son or hsuband behind forever

1(b). If no, then if you could still call/e-mail your friends/family, would you go? If yes to that, where would you go?
i'd want to be able to return at osme point.

2. We're stranded in the middle of the desert and starting to starve. I have an apple, a banana, and an orange, and I offer you one. Which would you take and why?
none of them. i kill and eat you. what i dont' eat right away i'll use the heat and sand to dry and take with me

3. A close friend of yours says he/she can pull off the perfect crime, make a ton of money, and never get caught - but he/she needs your help. You hear the plan and are absolutely convinced it could work. Would you go through with it? Why or why not?
depends... HOW SURE are we that it'l work?? and what's the crime.... my morality might come into play

4. There are two boxes of cereal. One has very few calories, but almost no nutrients. The other has a ton of calories, but is loaded with nutrients. You have to eat the same amount, no matter which one you pick. Which do you want and why?
does it matter? i'm not counting calories, and i take vitamins so whichever tased better

5. You're running late for an important meeting that you are positive will change your life, but you MUST show up on time or you will be rejected. There are two paths to get there: one is straightforward and quick. You'll make it to your appointment right on time if you take it. The other has unicorns, aliens, and trees made out of gumdrops and marshmallow - and you THINK you spot a wish-granting fairy, but you're not sure. This path is very long and you will miss your appointment entirely if you take it. Which do you choose and why?

the long one. if i';m seeing gumdrop trees then i'm dreaming and i'll jsut make the best of it. plsu if im not dreaming that faery can grant me the wish of making it to the appointment on time anyway


6. You release an evil genie from a lamp and he says that he is going to steal away something from you, but you can choose what he takes. Do you give up your sight, your hearing, or your ability to speak? Why?

speach. i can always write things down. plus that way i'll get to carry around a cool little dry erase board and draw pictures all day

7. You're carrying a huge, heavy vase worth millions of dollars up a flight of stairs. You see a person starting to fall down the stairs from the top. You know you're quick enough to catch them, but you'll have to drop the vase to do it. You know if this vase breaks that you'll have to pay for it, and there's no way you can afford that. Do you let the person fall and possibly break their bones - or worse - or do you drop the vase and save them? Why?

wait... who is falling? someone i love than fuck the vase and i'll blameit on someone else. someone i do't know or don't like then screw em. the world is over populated anyway 9nd yeha i know i'm a cold hearted bitch)


8. You meet a man who says he can provide you with everything you need for the rest of your life. You'll never have to work a day. Everything you could ask for is right at your fingertips. However, to compensate, every year you personally have to kill a complete stranger. You can't ask someone else to do it, and the person cannot escape. You are given a knife and nothing else to complete the task. Will you accept the man's offer? Why or why not?

Nope. not that good with the stabbing... maye if i was given a rifle. if it was kill soemone you know then i couln't do it, but a complete stranger has little bearing on my life so what the hell. but still, not with a knife. that's too up close and personal for my liking. give me a bit f distance.


9. You are in the middle of a massive city infested with zombies. How do you escape? Do you try to escape at all? Explain.

Sewers man. i'd rather smell ike shit than be eaten. and oh hell yes you better beleive i'm gearign up with some heavy explosives from an abandoned army surplus store

10. Three angels stand in front of you. One offers eternal happiness, but you will always be alone. The second offers you people who will always love you, but you will never be happy. The third offers to return you to the real world to find your own happiness and love, but guarantees nothing. Which do you choose? Why?

Third one. People need to make their own happiness with people who love them for real. (i totally agree with Brandy. besides, if you have to return to the 'real world' to do it then the other offers are no good anyway)

11. When you die, you're given the opportunity to talk to anyone, living or dead, real or fictional, in all of history over dinner. Who do you pick, what do you eat with them, and what is your first question ("Sup?" and "How's it goin'?" are not options)?

The high creator (i'm polytheistic so for you christian people it'd be god), we'd eat sushi, miso soup, tea and maybe wine and i'd ask "out of all living beings, (plants, insects, beasts... scientifically anything with a cell) whitch one is your favortie and why?"

12. You get into a terrible accident and get amnesia. Who would you want to see and what things of yours should they bring to help trigger your memories to come back?

My family, i'd want them to brng pictures, my artwork, my craft books. my mom's kitties, and the people who are close enough friends to be called family.

13. You meet an unusually bright scientist experimenting on the capabilities of the human brain, and it turns out she made a breakthrough. She says she can make it so you would sleep and in your dream, you would constantly relive the happiest day of your life over and over. Your body would live out the rest of its life in a hospital bed and die eventually, but you would never age in your dream and would be unaware of your own passing. Alternatively, you can decline her offer and live out a normal life. What do you choose and why?

my normal life. why would you want to have the same day over and oveR? eventually it'd get boring and you'd miss so much! like seeing your kids grow up, a sibling get married, friends having kids, having moreof your own kids, and growing old with someone you love

14. Everybody knows that the hostess of the party you're at has been cheating on her husband. You're not really close to her or the husband, but you catch her making out with another man. Do you confront her? If yes, how? If no, why not?

i would say something to her, maybe like "Well, either your husband sucks in bed or your just a slut" but i wouldnt say anything ot the husband cuz that's not my place.... unless i had a camera with to PROVE it, ther'es no point in starting drama

15. You are confined in an isolation chamber for 24 hours. There is nothing in the room but you and four walls. As per the rules, you can't see anyone, but you are given a pad of paper and a pen to use if you wish. How do you pass the time?

draw, write, and if i run ot of paper draw on the walls.